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“Not Giving a Fuck”
Posted on 25. Feb, 2009 by admin.
“Not Giving a Fuck”
by JonLaJoie
I found this video a while a go on YouTube! I thought it was funny so I watched the rest of JonLaJoie’s videos, they were also pretty enjoyable, and for that reason I added them to my page.
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Winter Sucks!
Posted on 25. Feb, 2009 by admin.
Winter Sucks!
Spring is almost here and I am glad. Winter, in my opinion, is definately the worst season out of the four (Fall, Summer, Spring, and Winter are the four seasons if you were unsure). Some people love Winter because Christmas is celebrated during this Frosty Fucking season. However, I do no think even such a great day holiday like Christmas can counter how terrible Winter is.
First of all, and most of all, it is cold. I thought it was bad in fall when the temperatures began dropping into the 40’s. However, in January, when the temperatures were hitting the negatives, and the windchill was an unbearable -25 degrees out, well, that’s just shitty. Not only must I walk around with a shriveled, limp penis, all day, but other activities are made difficult.
First of all my car has trouble starting. Having to jump a car at 7 in the morning for several days a week is not really the most fun thing to do. However, waking up to a dead car was not the worst of my automotive trouble. On one very cold day in January I had to jump my car to start it up as usual. However, three minutes into driving, while my car was still moving about 25 MPH my car just dies. In the middle of driving it just stopped. I had to push the car to the side of the street using my underdeveloped premature girl like muscles and have a friend come to jump it again. So my friend jumped my car and I revved the engine a while to get my car heated up and ready so it wouldn’t quit again. So my car was finally all warmed up, the heat felt hot, and the engine temperature was up to average, I set out to pick up a friend. I had just hit the first stop sign on my way to this friend of mine’s house when I noticed my music began to fade, I knew where this was going, and three seconds later my car died again, right behind a stop sign, on a some what busy street. I honestly do not know how a car can die while running… twice, but that is how it went down that day. Luckily the second time my baby died a random black man in a nice Impala that lived through the cold jumped my car back to life, the third time that day. I decided I would just ride with a friend for the rest of that day instead of risk my car dying any times more.
Car troubles are just one thing though, the cold creates many other annoyances. The main problem about cold weather is that it is cold. Being cold is just not a pleasant feeling. It causes me to feel sluggish, and the brutal winds cause my face to become red and sore, it is terrible, it feels as though Mother Nature is Raping me.
Anyways, let me continue on my complaint list for this horrible season of winter.
Here is a randon complaint… Whenever I finally get to school in the morning I cannot write for a good ten minutes because my hands must thaw out. Another random one… Cold weather makes it harder to unlock my door.
I have many more complaints, in fact I am positive I could write a 300 page novel on why winter is the worst season, but I do not have enough time for that. Anyways, I wil denote the last paragraph of this entry to some of the very few perks of winter.
Perks!
1) Snow Days - I don’t love snow, but a day off school is always nice. However, we have already used all five snow days at my school district. for this reason, if we get another snow day, we will be forced to make up the day we missed over the Summer… Fun!
That concludes the Perks of Winter, and…
That is all for now.
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White People Music!
Posted on 25. Feb, 2009 by admin.
White People Music!
Now that is a real White Person.
So I decided I would type another article related to my love affair with music.
The stereotype is that white people, such as myself, only listen to rock, country, and classical music. However, I do not find this to be true. I listen to some rock and some country music, however, for the most part I listen to R&B, Pop, Hip Hop and Rap Music.
For this reason many people may call me a wigger, or a White Nigger. However, I wear Abercrombie, and other “Stereotypical White People Clothing”, so I am not sure if that definition fits me, I may be a Half or Quarter Wigger, just maybe, but not a full Wigger.
Anyways, I do enjoy listening to Rap, and Hip Hop music, I like some of the more current songs, however only becasue of the beat. The current Rap and Hip Hop songs usually contain Garbage, and very Repetitive lyrics, but the beat sounds good, so I continue to listen to the songs.
However, I do enjoy listening to older rap music aswell, such as Tupac, and some Biggie, where the lyrics are actually well structured.
Anyways, I believe that people should feel free to listen to whatever genre of music they enjoy. If I want to listen to Rap then I shouldn’t be disowned by White people for being different, or disowned by African-Americans for not being black.
That is all for now.
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Music!
Posted on 25. Feb, 2009 by admin.
Music!
I Thought it was a Pretty Sexy Picture of Musical Notes.
Well, I love music, and with that thought I decided to type this article. Well, my life revolves around music. I wake up in the morning to the sound of music, this is because I fall asleep listening to music. This can sometimes anger me, because it drains my Ipod’s battery, however, I still enjoy the music as I sleep and while I wake up. Sometimes in my dream I’ll hears a song, and then when I wake up I will be listening to it. Anyway’s after I have gotten out of my Bunkbed (Do not Laugh), I go to the shower where I turn on more music. I find some of the best times in the shower are those times when I am singing, and for some reason I find it is easier for me to sing when I am accompanied by music.
Anyways, after the shower, 5 out of 7 days I have school (unless I have a day off that week, or maybe two or more days off. Also, if it happened to be Christmas or Spring break I could have the whole 7 of 7 days off school.). I drive to school, so I get into my car and turn on some tunes. I drive a pretty old car, I will not mention the Type or Year, but desite what it is I have installed a subwoofer, and replaced the old speakers with new ones so it sound nice. Anyways, after a good 7 and a half minutes, I finally arrive at school. Once I am at school I do not listen to much music because I usually forget my Ipod in the car. However, I do have Open lunch which means I listen to music on the way to and from wherever I choose to eat, inside my car.
After school I am once again listening to music in my Car. I dislike when people look at my car funny because the truck rumbles and creates a disturbing sound on the outside, I cannot hear this sound inside the car, but everyone else can. Many say, “Wow, that kid in that piece of shit car has a piece of shit system.” However, though I am forced to agree with the first part of this statement… somewhat, I do not agree with the second half. The reason my trunk rattles is becasue my sub creates enough airflow to shake my trunk, so therefore, my system is not terrible after all. Sorry, I just wanted to clarify that.
Anyways, I finally arrive home. Here I can listen to music either on my computer upstairs which has a small subwoofer, my iHome, or the Sorround Sound System in the Family room with a 15 inch Subwoofer, all choices are good enough to hear some songs.
I will finish the day off by plugging my Ipod into a set of 2 speakers in my bed and turning on some mad emotional music. Usually with a single tear in my eye, will finally fall asleep, and the process will repeat it self.
That is all for now.
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Charlie Horse!
Posted on 25. Feb, 2009 by admin.
Charlie Horses
Don’t Mind the picture above, it is the Result of Searching for “Charlie Horse” on Google Images.
The article…
Last night I was laying in my bed just getting ready for some sleep, nothing out of the ordinary. Next thing I knew the middle toe on my left foot began to curl up and extruciating pain followed. At first I tried to straighten out my toe to reduce the pain. This worked, however, proved to be more effort than it was worth. So I let my toe straighten out and with stood the pain. I felt so, so incredibly Bad Ass taking the pain, I felt Raw. However, I could only handle this pain for about 25 seconds before I had to prop my toe against my other foot (the right foot incase you were not keeping track) to once again, straighten the toe and free myself from the pain. Finally, after what seemed like most of the night, or atleast three minutes, Charlie Horse subsided and I fell asleep with a tear in my eye.
I you feel like you have wasted your time by reading this article, and you will never get that time back, that is because you have, and you will not.
That is all.
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