Class!
Posted on 25. Feb, 2009 by admin in My Blog
Class!
This Tea-Sipping Bitch has Class!
When you think of class you may be reminded of school, or something. However, when I think of class I am reminded that I am writing this article. Never the less, this article is not about classes in school, it is about the social term “class”.
Anyways, I have decided that I portray myself as a very “unclassy” person, or someone of a lower class than I am. I have decided that I will begin to dress nicer, and use other superficial methods to portray myself as a higher, upper classed citizen. Though, I will not change how terrible of a person I am, I think I will be treated better if I portray myself as a more classy person.
I decided in order to represnt myself as someone of the upper class there are certain measures I must take.
First of all, I must stop sagging my pants. I guess showing my boxers to others is considered inpolite. I thought I was sharing. Since no one will be seeing any more of my boxers, I decided I will just stop wearing them in total. I will always go commando. Doing so will completely eliminate the sagging problem. Afterall, there is no point in wearing clothing that no one can see, that is just non sense.
Below is a Picture of two people Sagging. Now I do not sag that low, however, when I sag you can see my boxers. Just a question, is it worse to have your jeans at your knees with a long shirt that covers your underwear, or is worse to sag a little, with a more fitted shirt where your underwear is exposed? Just Wondering.
Anyways, lets continue to my next change…
Next, I will purchase a Lexus. I believe if I begin driving a luxury vehicle people will think I have money. A person with money deserves respect, and so that is what I will get. However, there are many other great activities I can perform with a Lexus. I will carry crab cakes and other luxurious foods such as caviar in this Lexus which I will have for lunch everyday. I will also always wear a suit everyday after purchasing the Lexus (even though I attend a public school with no dress code). It is apperant to me that this Lexus will change my standards of living.
*Note, I will not be able to afford a nice Lexus such as the one above. The one I purchase will definately be used.
I am not sure where I am going to get the money to buy the Lexus, however, I will find a way. And if I cannot find the money I will be forced to steal one.
Anyways, I am sure that after I stop sagging, begin wearings suits everywhere I go, and drive a Lexus I will be treated better, and looked up to by many people.
That is all for now.
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