Pickup Lines!
Posted on 26. Feb, 2009 by admin in My Blog
Alright, so I was Browsing the InterWebs earlier. I don’t remember how I came across it, but I found a site with Pickup Lines. Here’s the Site. Anyways I decided I would share a few of my Favorite Lines with You Guys (Even Though Nobody Reads My Blog).
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I wanna bag you like some groceries
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Also, here is an image I found…
I am Truly Sorry.
Anyways if you want more Pickup Lines checkout the Sites Below…
I was surprised at how many of these sites there were.
On another note, I am almost entirely sure none of these lines will work successfully.
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