Winter Sucks!
Posted on 25. Feb, 2009 by admin in My Blog
Winter Sucks!
Spring is almost here and I am glad. Winter, in my opinion, is definately the worst season out of the four (Fall, Summer, Spring, and Winter are the four seasons if you were unsure). Some people love Winter because Christmas is celebrated during this Frosty Fucking season. However, I do no think even such a great day holiday like Christmas can counter how terrible Winter is.
First of all, and most of all, it is cold. I thought it was bad in fall when the temperatures began dropping into the 40’s. However, in January, when the temperatures were hitting the negatives, and the windchill was an unbearable -25 degrees out, well, that’s just shitty. Not only must I walk around with a shriveled, limp penis, all day, but other activities are made difficult.
First of all my car has trouble starting. Having to jump a car at 7 in the morning for several days a week is not really the most fun thing to do. However, waking up to a dead car was not the worst of my automotive trouble. On one very cold day in January I had to jump my car to start it up as usual. However, three minutes into driving, while my car was still moving about 25 MPH my car just dies. In the middle of driving it just stopped. I had to push the car to the side of the street using my underdeveloped premature girl like muscles and have a friend come to jump it again. So my friend jumped my car and I revved the engine a while to get my car heated up and ready so it wouldn’t quit again. So my car was finally all warmed up, the heat felt hot, and the engine temperature was up to average, I set out to pick up a friend. I had just hit the first stop sign on my way to this friend of mine’s house when I noticed my music began to fade, I knew where this was going, and three seconds later my car died again, right behind a stop sign, on a some what busy street. I honestly do not know how a car can die while running… twice, but that is how it went down that day. Luckily the second time my baby died a random black man in a nice Impala that lived through the cold jumped my car back to life, the third time that day. I decided I would just ride with a friend for the rest of that day instead of risk my car dying any times more.
Car troubles are just one thing though, the cold creates many other annoyances. The main problem about cold weather is that it is cold. Being cold is just not a pleasant feeling. It causes me to feel sluggish, and the brutal winds cause my face to become red and sore, it is terrible, it feels as though Mother Nature is Raping me.
Anyways, let me continue on my complaint list for this horrible season of winter.
Here is a randon complaint… Whenever I finally get to school in the morning I cannot write for a good ten minutes because my hands must thaw out. Another random one… Cold weather makes it harder to unlock my door.
I have many more complaints, in fact I am positive I could write a 300 page novel on why winter is the worst season, but I do not have enough time for that. Anyways, I wil denote the last paragraph of this entry to some of the very few perks of winter.
Perks!
1) Snow Days - I don’t love snow, but a day off school is always nice. However, we have already used all five snow days at my school district. for this reason, if we get another snow day, we will be forced to make up the day we missed over the Summer… Fun!
That concludes the Perks of Winter, and…
That is all for now.
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